Body, you suck

Dear body,

I understand that during 16+ years you have really good to me. I mean, not a single sick day during my kindergarten, elementary, and secondary school years is really impressive. However, why do you have to be so rebellious now? I can take the occasional migraines, the weird and "un-rhythmic" heart beats, the temporary ankle pains due to prior sprains, the asiatic nerve problem that has me twisting in pain once in a while, but getting sick every other week now?

Come on, give me a break! I'm even starting to take vitamins. I had never taken vitamins in my life before. I didn't need them! >.<

Body, you're a pain. Please get better. 

Thanks,

Your owner